16 Funny Quotes to celebrate Mother's Day
Mothers definitely have their humorous moments and these 16 funny quotes testify to the laughs that mothers often enjoy (and) sometimes bear. This Mother's Day, share these funny quotes with your mom and enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter.
1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown
2. "Mothers are all a bit 'crazy." ~ JD Salinger
3. "I want my children all that I could not afford. Then I want to movewith them. "~ Phyllis Diller
4. "There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb
5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of his son and another woman twenty minutes to make him an idiot." ~ Helen Rowland
6th. "It 'interesting that my mother for thirty years she served the family, but not advanced. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillini
7. "A suburban mother's task is toChildren made by midwives once and for all with the car. "~ Peter De Vries
8. "It would be something that means that poverty, disease and violence every day seem to be completely avoided, but the desire to beget children is a natural need." ~ Phyllis Diller
9. "All women are doing as their mothers. That is their tragedy. None. This is her." ~ Oscar Wilde
10. "A mother is a person, because there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptlynever bothered to announce a fresh beer. "~ Jordan Tenne
11. "I really do not understand human nature unless you know why a child on a Merry Go Round-wave at his parents every time - and because his parents always waves." ~ William D. Tammeus.
12. Mothers work are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary for human life. " ~ Author Unknown
13. "Any mother could perform the work of air traffic controllers more easily." ~LisaAlther
14. "My mother made me send the movies with my birth certificate so that it would have been fifty cents more that adults have had to pay to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar
15. "My mother had a lot of problems with me, but I think they enjoyed." ~ Mark Twain
16. Menu "My mother was composed of two choices: take it or leave it". ~ Buddy Hackett
Yes, children often give their mothers something to laugh about. I hope that is for the things theyChildren inevitably do, to cry. This year, celebrate the humorous side of Mother's Day with a few good laughs and share these funny quotes with your mom.
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